Posted 1 month ago

My girlfriend’s mom’s birthday cupcakes melted on the ride over. They were so cute beforehand too.

Posted 1 year ago
maddyrene:

I MISS DISNEYLAND.CALIFORNIA ADVENTURE.
DOIHFORWgeprtohj

maddyrene:

I MISS DISNEYLAND.CALIFORNIA ADVENTURE.

DOIHFORWgeprtohj

Posted 1 year ago

vive la maladie de votre tête: you guys wanna know something cool i learned in school today?!?!?!

Coolest thing ever:


Alan Turning
(who you’ve probably never heard of) is the name of the man who led the team of Mathletes (for lack of a better word) who created the world’s first electronic digital COMPUTER.

He ALSO was a key player in cracking the German military’s code in WWII, which means he helped win the…

Posted 1 year ago

So, I watched Jerseylicious for the first time last night, and there are girls on that show with less brain power than Snookie.

“It was a little Macbeth of me, but-“

“Who’s Macbeth? Is that some girl I don’t know?”

I can’t make this shit up, people.

Posted 1 year ago
stonerparty:

deez: albertpelias 

I can actually hear the slurping noises of this dog’s tongue.

stonerparty:

deez: albertpelias

I can actually hear the slurping noises of this dog’s tongue.

Posted 1 year ago

When I come home from Christmas Break, I will be 10 pounds lighter, have short hair, and a better sense of style.

caughtbehindage:

Bitches, watch out. New Sam is replacing Old Sam. And New Sam doesn’t give a shit about your petty emotions.

You go girl!

Posted 1 year ago

Season three? Season three?! SEASON THREE OF JERSEY SHORE!? BRING IT ON.

Posted 1 year ago

Oh, was tumblr down? I was too busy studying for finals.

Posted 1 year ago
I miss having this in my life every Thursday night.

I miss having this in my life every Thursday night.

(Source: backtothejerseyshore)

Posted 1 year ago

gaining, gaining, gaining, gaining.

Posted 1 year ago

Americans, calm the fuck down. We don’t even call it the same name as everyone else. We should never host the World Cup. Don’t be infants about it.

Posted 1 year ago
Posted 1 year ago

“…and to you, if you have stuck with Harry until the very end.”

“…and to you, if you have stuck with Harry until the very end.

Posted 1 year ago

Well, that was terrifying.

Posted 1 year ago

I STILL CAN’T COMPREHEND IT. DARREN CRISS IS ON GLEEEEEE!! MY STOMACH WON’T STOP DOING BACKFLIPS.

youcancallmevoldemort:

P.S. Did anyone else catch when Blaine and Kurt confronted that burly guy and Darren said “I just want you to know, you’re not alone”

SHOUT OUT TO STARKIDS!

I didn’t notice, but that is SO AWESOME. 

(Source: sleuthinscarlet)